Black Hole

Gather around children, for the Goose is going to educate you. You see, both cosmology and molecular biology show us that the entire Universe is mechanical, despite the scale. This leaves little room for a Creator, for the Universe is in itself a living organism that perpetuates and maintains itself.

It's all done by magnetic fields and centrifugal force and the laws of quantum physics. So, you've been reading books written by ancient goat herders, which are ascribed to a deity, instead of your science books? What???

If you dare to study, you'll see that scientists around the world are unraveling every mystery, from the String Theory to Black Holes. As you inhale black smoke into your lungs and cough, did you think about that, man? Did they tell you about this on the last episode of Survivor?

Did God make the Big Bang? Of course, not. You must study the theory called Inflation. At your last meeting of the Flat Earth Society did they tell you about particle physics? As a Young Earth Creationist, are you so sure that the Earth, I mean, the whole freakin' Universe is 6,000 years old? Does your lie make you feel comfortable? Does it justify that dogma that was programmed into you as a child?

What about all those quarks, anti-quarks, and gluons? Yeah, I know, professors made the crap up so they can get grants. It's all a conspiracy of the liberal elite, who have declared war on religion, who want to pry your Bible out of your fingers in your sleep.

As you finger the trigger of your gun, do you wonder about the multiverse? Does the idea of infinity just freak you out? Do you dream of exploring the center of a black hole, or are you more concerned about what Donny Osmond puts in his hair?

Universal Evolution

If atoms could create life on the molecular level, what if solar systems and galaxies could create life on a cosmological level. What if the Earth is an electron in a giant's toe? Hey, don't look at me.

Plato (c. 427–347 BC) and Aristotle (c. 384–322 BC) both posited first cause arguments, though each had certain notable caveats. Plato posited a basic argument in The Laws (Book X), in which he argued that motion in the world and the Cosmos was "imparted motion" that required some kind of "self-originated motion" to set it in motion and to maintain that motion. Plato posited a "demiurge" of supreme wisdom and intelligence as the creator of the Cosmos in his work Timaeus.

Ultimately, everything leads us to black holes and the singularity, for this is what powers the Universe and all life within it. In the center of the Milky Way galaxy, there is strong evidence of a black hole that creates the negative force which keeps the atoms and planets rotating.

Then there is Dark Matter and Dark Energy, which we really don't know what it is, but the Universe is full of it. Space is not nothingness, but Dark Energy in and of itself. This is where the answers to that thing called "gravity" lie. It's there. We thank you, Albert Einstein for coming so close to figuring it all out. Thanks for saving us a few things to ponder.

The End

Go back America, Jerry Springer needs you. Numb your brains with alcohol, drugs, religion or escapism. Let's ignore the facts and answers. Let's keep ourselves willfully ignorant and dumb. For that makes us feel comfortable ... and happy. Let the preachers preach and the poets ponder, and the scientist reason. It doesn't matter, America. It doesn't matter.